Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Don't Be a Fatass,

Recently, headlines have spilled out that have sparked some controversy. The focus is centered around the problem of obesity. Considering 40% of people in the United States are morbidly obese, you are probably one of them. And you better stop eating and start running, now.













The Golden Rule: If it looks good, don't eat it.

According to research and some common sense, and to put it bluntly, fat people are destroying the planet. Food production is a major contributor to global warming. If you shut your mouth once in a while and stopped stuffing it with unhealthy junk, the polar bears (along with the rest of us) would definitely appreciate it. Studies have also proven that since fat people breathe more heavily, they generate more carbon dioxide. When the amount of CO2 generated by fat people is greater than the amount of CO2 inhaled by trees, the rest of the world has to deal with the leftover shit. Think about it - fat people actually overproduce green house gases. This calls for a "wtf" moment. Wtf?

The moral of the story is:

Don't be a fatass.

So unless your obesity is actually a result of a hypothalamus defect, please, just stop eating so much. Think of the children and the future generations of people who could be living in a dire world of pollutants that are a result of fat people emissions. Please consider their health.

Thank you.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

My REAL friends.


These would be the ONLY girl I trust me LIFE with, in NY that is. People always wanna talk shit and say how nobody likes me, I don't need people to like me I HAVE friends. Funny how we all have completely different personalities but all seem to get along.

Like Dee Dee, she's a princess I SWEAR lol But she get what she wants and if it not that way then you will all feel her wrath O_O but we all love her for it. She's also mean to people that don't deserve the time of day but than again I am too ^_^ WOO WOO! I love you Dee Dee!!

Then theres me.....thats all I have to say lol

Tracey aka Trace Marci aka Trace the God!! LOL She's like the thug in the group lmao. No shes not a thug but she don't do bullshit. For some reason people are intimidated by her and nobody knows why because she just be chillin, like we just don't understand lol. But I got mad love for her even though she be off the radar 90% of my life lol. anyways, Love you Trace!

Then we got Alisha!! ^_^ Bestfriend!!! aka Twinkies aka Lisha Boo. Thats mah bish.....and shes gay lol Really though, she loves herself some va jay jay! But anyways I love her to death and everyone around her seems to like her too unless their fckin haters. Ummmm yeah, we havent know each other since like grade school but so much shit happen and she was always there so yeah you should be jealous cuz shes not your bestfriend shes MINE!!!....bitches...I love you ALISHA "I'M RICK JAMES" bitch!!! ^_^

Monday, January 25, 2010

It's 2010!!! First blog of the new year =)

Woo woo! It's 2010.....meaning... a year closer to our DEATH.

Sooo.....I'm not sure what I'm gonna blog about yet....I write exactly what I'm thinking so yeah whatever comes to mind is right here =)

WELL! The month is almost over and the most amusing thing of the year so far has to be the Poughkeepsie Bird page. Shit is TOO REAL. For the people who don't know what I'm talking about. On Facebook someone made a page called Poughkeepsie Birds referring to the sluts/whores/hoes of Poughkeepsie. Funny thing is, a majority of the girls on the page DID belong on there but I mean damn, that was str8 BLASTAGE!! Funny how the girls on the page were all like 15 and 16. Since when was it okay to have sex that young. I'm no hypocrite I lost my virginity at 18 and its because I waited.

Besides that what else happen.....uhhh shit, lol I left NY and now I'm in SC for a little until I make my way back to NY. I refuse to take the train again smh.

I also applied to University of Bridgeport, I hope I get accepted but then again I might not even go if I do. I rather start off at a college then go str8 to a University but its whatever.

Then we have my anonymous hater, I call them anonymous because when they talk shit, its anonymous through formspring.me I know who it is thought I mean people don't like me but it's only one person that feels the need to hit me up on the DL (down low) just for the simple fact that they don't want to feel my wrath (again) lmao

Let's see, this girl called me a bird lol I just thought that was hella funny because the whole world knows I'm NOT because I LOVE my boyfriend CHRIS MILLER and we all KNOW he's the ONLY one that I trust with my body point.blank.period When it comes to sex and love I'm very uhhhh...idk what the word is...but I trust very LITTLE people and when it comes to my body as in having sex....I would only have sex with someone if I love them. and so far its only been 2. Thats my body count, TWO!!! and I'm almost 20 years old.

Also, I'm on FB and this girl is arguing with me about people who assume and that are judgmental. Every body assumes and everybody judges people. Thats just how it is.

I think I'm done typing about bullshit lol Uhhh yeah....PEACE. =)